Traditionally, you’re meant to have a plateful of what sounds like Glaswegian street slang for either gangs, drugs, or venereal disease : Haggis, Cullen Skink, Neeps and Tatties, washing it all down with a peaty single malt.
Obviously, this is a prime opportunity to eat a wee bit a cheese-ie (as they probably don’t say in Scotland). Particularly, artisan Scottish cheeses of which there are more than a few. I’ll be seizing this opportunity (as I currently know sweet f.a. about Scottish cheese) so expect a post mortem next week.
These recommendations are from Paxton and Whitfield:
Barwheys Beastie is a delicious handmade hard cheese which delivers a long and complex flavour. The texture is creamy with just a hint of crumbliness. Barwheys cheese is made in Ayrshire, a wee distance from where Robert Burns’s mother is said to have made cheese. The ‘Beastie’ is the most mature release of this fledgling Dairy and the name is a reference to the line “wee sleekit Cow’rin timorous beastie” from Burns’ poem To A Mouse.
Lanark Blue is an unpasteurised ewes’ milk cheese handmade on a small family run farm at the foot of the Pentland Hills in the Southern Uplands of Scotland. It has two levels of maturity – six weeks (early season) and up to eight months, just in time for Burns’ Night. The unique flavour of the extra matured cheese is deliciously powerful and pungent – apparently once described as a ‘kilt lifter’. Roquefort in style, but entirely its own cheese.
Criffel is made by Loch Arthur Creamery in South Scotland. The Dairy is part of a charity organisation called Camphill Community which works with adults with learning disabilities. This washed rind, raw milk cheese is in very short supply as they are not a commercial outfit. It’s flavour is full, earthy and distinctive and the unique shape and rind comes from their use of square seedling trays as moulds, back when they couldn’t afford industrial cheesemaking equipment.
More recommendations can be found at Fiona Beckett’s site, Matching Food and Wine, where she’s had suggestions from London’s La Fromagerie. The Isle of Mull Cheddar she suggests will certainly be enjoying a brief and comfortable stay on my cheese slate.
Might skimp on the Skink though.